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This is a podcast about all the mistakes, failures, and explosions that made space exploration possible.
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*PREVIEW* Second Sun (Modern Warfare 2)

Failure To LaunchOct 15, 2026
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*PREVIEW* Second Sun (Modern Warfare 2)

*PREVIEW* Second Sun (Modern Warfare 2)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, support Failure To Launch on Patreon at any tier.

A formative game from our childhoods, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, has a very controversial moment that some have argued could negatively influence young minds. We are of course talking about the mission where you destroy the ISS with a hijacked nuclear missile. And to better explore the topic of space law and nuclear EMPs, we brought on space policy wonk Nik Proxima to talk about it!

Check out Nik’s work here: Space Scout and Proxima: A Human Exploration of Mars

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Oct 15, 202618:21
The Trial of Georg Rickhey
Oct 07, 202601:10:05
*PREVIEW* Ulysses 1994XF04 (Ace Combat)

*PREVIEW* Ulysses 1994XF04 (Ace Combat)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, support Failure To Launch on Patreon at any tier.

I do not much like the Federation of Central Usea (FCU). They’ve done some bad things. 

This week, Quinn, Chris, and Other Chris cover Ulysses from discovery to impact to the decades of fallout we still live with today. How humanity faced a possible extinction event, how we came together to defend ourselves, and how every Shield against Ulysses was turned into a Sword for war. 

[This is an in-character episode covering the Ulysses Impact Event from the video game series Ace Combat. A big thank you to all the fans who contributed to the Journey Home singalong and Kilian Croghan for the episode art!]

SOURCES:

- Encyclopedia Strangereal

- Last Christmas, Gaze Magazine (Jan 1, 1999)

- Asteroid On Collision Course With Earth, Usea Today (Apr 21, 1996)

- Titan Guns, Our Science (Sept 20, 1998)

- The Twelve Colors of the Sky, Kei Nagase

- Lines in the Sand: A Memoir, L. Foulke

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Sep 30, 202616:24
Technofascism & Space
Sep 23, 202601:13:36
*PREVIEW* The USSA Mars Shot Project (Fallout)

*PREVIEW* The USSA Mars Shot Project (Fallout)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, support Failure To Launch on Patreon at any tier.

In the months before the Bombs Fell, the American space program was preparing for its greatest challenge yet: reaching the Red Planet. But the program wasn't as innocent as it seemed. This week, Scribe Quintus is taking Chris and Other Chris through the history of the USSA's Mars Shot Project and the XMB Booster developed by ArcJet Systems.  

A big thanks to Alex the OK, Nicholas Slayton, Angry Scooter, and Kelly of CIAS for contributing audiologs to this episode.

FTL theme song by DJ Danarchy

Sep 16, 202615:51
Flight of the Alberts [5th Anniversary Special]
Sep 13, 202601:22:17
Project 714 'Shuguang' (w. November Kelly)

Project 714 'Shuguang' (w. November Kelly)

In the summer of 1966, work at China’s top-secret space program ground to a halt as every worker spent every day putting up posters, making denunciations, and murdering each other. This week, Quinn, Chris, and Other Chris are joined by November Kelly to talk about Project 714, China’s secret crewed space program and the incredibly dumb reason it died. 

Check out November's work here (TF), and here (WTYP), and here (KJB), and here (BGDC), and here (NGNM)!


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SOURCES:

- Thread of the Silkworm, Iris Chang

- China in Space, Brian Harvey

- China’s Space Program, S. Chandrashekar

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Sep 09, 202601:42:01
The Horrors of Early Space Food (w. Dr Kaveh Hoda)

The Horrors of Early Space Food (w. Dr Kaveh Hoda)

The first space food was made by veterinarians instead of dieticians and was so bad that many astronauts chose to fast through their missions. And it could've been *so* much worse. This week, Quinn, Chris, and Other Chris are talking to Dr Kaveh Hoda, gastroenterologist and host of the House of Pod podcast about the wonderful, disgusting world of astronaut kibble. 

Check out Kaveh's work here!

Tragically, Backstroke of the West appears to have been taken down

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SOURCES:

- Packing For Mars, Mary Roach

- Conference on Nutrition in Space and Related Waste Problems

FTL theme song by DJ Danarchy


Aug 26, 202601:33:47
*PREVIEW* LDSS Nauvoo (The Expanse)

*PREVIEW* LDSS Nauvoo (The Expanse)

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Count the moons, duster! Today, Quinn (Belter), Chris (Martian), and Other Chris (Earther) are talking about the largest ship ever built by humans, the LDSS Nauvoo aka the OPAS Behemoth aka Medina Station. We cover its transformation from an ark for the faithful to a missile against the alien to a battleship for the Belt and to a crossroads between stars.


Aug 19, 202619:45
Nuclear Rockets (w. Scooter)
Aug 12, 202601:32:58
Soyuz-23: Ice Fishing for Cosmonauts (w. Matt Lowne)
Jul 29, 202601:08:07
*PREVIEW* Tatsumaki Class (w. Tex Talks Battletech)

*PREVIEW* Tatsumaki Class (w. Tex Talks Battletech)

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In the wake of Operation:REVIVAL, House Kurita embarked on a crash WarShip development program to try and match the naval superiority of the Clans. Today, we are joined by Dr. Randolph P. Checkers, one of the Periphery’s finest historians, to discuss one product of this program, the ill-fated Tatsumaki Class destroyer. 



Jul 24, 202614:54
Moon Tank 2: Lunokhod 2 (w. Victoria Scott)
Jul 15, 202601:27:34
Moon Tank: Lunokhod 1 (w. Victoria Scott)
Jul 01, 202601:26:08
Burn Space Down: The Starfish Prime Shot
Jun 26, 202601:56:48
*PREVIEW* The Lesson (1987)

*PREVIEW* The Lesson (1987)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, support Failure To Launch on Patreon at any tier.

For June’s bonus, we’re joined by Ani Mejlumyan of the Lions Led By Donkeys podcast to talk all about The Lesson, a strange Soviet-Armenian animated short about environmentalism. Or possibly John Lennon. Or being so relentlessly horny that you short-circuit a Soviet censor’s brain. 


Jun 25, 202619:38
Deep Sea & Space (w. Dr Alan Jamieson)
Jun 11, 202601:30:07
*UNLOCKED* Gleipnir (Ace Combat X)

*UNLOCKED* Gleipnir (Ace Combat X)

More Ace Combat announcements are coming out and we're very excited about that, so we're unlocking our bonus episode from earlier this year on the Gleipnir flying stealthing aircraftlasermissilebattlecarrier.

The final boss of superweapon development. A weapon worth double digits of the GDP of Laesath. The universe's most powerful Blue Angel. This time, we're tackling a fan request topic: Diego Gaspar Navarro's Folly, the Gleipnir.

Jun 05, 202601:01:01
*PREVIEW* Despoiler Class (w. 40K Badcast)
May 29, 202614:06
The Coup of OKB-1 (w. Joe Kassabian)
May 22, 202601:20:53
NASA Cuts w. Gene Mikulka
May 08, 202601:34:13
NASA Railroad & Soyuz City (w. Gareth Dennis)

NASA Railroad & Soyuz City (w. Gareth Dennis)

Alternate title: Railing Rockets. We're joined by Gareth Dennis, host of the RailNatter podcast, to talk about the intersections of rockets and trains. Gareth came prepared with a wonderful story of horses' arses and the NASA Railroad. Quinn, meanwhile, got sidetracked and wrote about how Soviet OKB head Sergei Korolev accidentally bankrupted a city.

Check out RailNatter and Gareth's other videos here!


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FTL theme song by DJ Danarchy

Apr 23, 202601:59:32
*PREVIEW* Gleipnir (Ace Combat X)
Apr 16, 202614:22
Part 2: Viktor Ilyin, Would-Be Cosmonaut Assassin
Apr 08, 202647:27
Alien Planet & Spec Bio (w. Jay Eaton)
Apr 03, 202601:31:36
*PREVIEW* Mystery of the Third Planet (1981)
Mar 31, 202613:18
Part 1: Viktor Ilyin, Would-Be Cosmonaut Assassin
Mar 26, 202653:44
*UNLOCKED* Sunshine (2007)

*UNLOCKED* Sunshine (2007)

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On audience request, this time we're reviewing 2007's Sunshine. It's got a great cast, a legendary soundtrack, good reviews, financial failure, and it made Cillian Murphy an atheist.

Feb 25, 202602:14:39
*PREVIEW* Red Planet (2000)
Feb 19, 202614:19
Skylab 4 - The Myth of the Space Mutiny
Feb 11, 202601:17:42
*PREVIEW* Operation Crossbow w. Kill James Bond
Jan 30, 202614:55
Chelomey's LKS Shuttle (w. Alexander The OK)
Jan 21, 202601:21:42
Mad Mike Hughes, The Flat Earth Rocketman
Jan 15, 202601:15:45
Mittelwerk: Part 6 (w. Joe Kassabian)

Mittelwerk: Part 6 (w. Joe Kassabian)

CONTENT WARNING
Only 21 people were ever convicted for crimes at Mittelwerk. Only 1 was executed. This week, we're finalizing our series on the slave factory that produced Hitler's vengeance weapons. Joining us is genocide historian
Joe Kassabian to lend his insight on how Mittelbau fit into the larger German camp network and slave labour scheme.

Listen to Joe talk more history on Lions Led By Donkeys

SOURCES:

Andre Sellier, A History of the Dora Camp: The Untold Story of the Nazi Slave Labor Camp That Secretly Manufactured V-2 Rockets
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile

Dec 31, 202501:28:48
*PREVIEW* Men in Black 3 (2012)
Dec 23, 202515:57
Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 5

Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 5

CONTENT WARNING

This week we're back into our series delving into Mittelwerk, the underground rocket factory / concentration camp that produced Hitler's "Vengeance Weapons". In Part 5, we look at the official establishment of the Mittelbau complex and the constellation of subcamps that sprung up around it.

SOURCES:

Andre Sellier, A History of the Dora Camp: The Untold Story of the Nazi Slave Labor Camp That Secretly Manufactured V-2 Rockets
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile

Dec 17, 202557:24
*UNLOCKED* Arkbird (Ace Combat 5)
Dec 12, 202501:01:34
Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 4

Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 4

CONTENT WARNING

This week we're back into our series delving into Mittelwerk, the underground rocket factory / concentration camp that produced Hitler's "Vengeance Weapons". In Part 4, we take a look at the wider events in Nazi politics and the war in 1944 and how they all filter back to the tunnels under Nordhausen.

SOURCES:

Andre Sellier, A History of the Dora Camp: The Untold Story of the Nazi Slave Labor Camp That Secretly Manufactured V-2 Rockets
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile

Dec 03, 202501:10:07
*PREVIEW* FTL | Q&A #1

*PREVIEW* FTL | Q&A #1

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, consider supporting Failure To Launch on Patreon.

Welcome to the first Failure To Launch Questions & Answers episode! Pulling together questions asked on Patreon and our Discord, this is our chance to let the audience see the real Us.

Nov 21, 202517:45
Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 3

Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 3

CONTENT WARNING

We are back and continuing our series on Mittelwerk-Dora, the rocket factory concentration camp that churned out Hitler's Vengeance weapons. In Part 3, we cover the foundation of the factory itself, its first months of operation, and the conditions faced by slave labourers from all around Europe in the tunnels under Nordhausen.

SOURCES:

Andre Sellier, A History of the Dora Camp: The Untold Story of the Nazi Slave Labor Camp That Secretly Manufactured V-2 Rockets
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile

Nov 18, 202556:55
*PREVIEW* Mickey 17 (w. Jacob Dallas)

*PREVIEW* Mickey 17 (w. Jacob Dallas)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, consider supporting Failure To Launch on Patreon.


We're back and joined by host of The Socialist Shelf podcast Jacob Dallas to talk about 2025's Mickey 17. We go through the plot, the philosophy and ethics of cloning, and how this movie's attitudes toward class issues and dystopia compare to director Bong Joon Ho's earlier works, say, Snowpiercer. The tardigrade teddy bears were an A+ addition, though.


Oct 31, 202512:47
Yuri Gagarin, The Soviet Andrew Tate (w. Milo Edwards)

Yuri Gagarin, The Soviet Andrew Tate (w. Milo Edwards)

The Soviet Everyman. The Mayor of Star City. The Crusader Against Hipsters. This week, we're joined by podcast host and comedian Milo Edwards to talk about Yuri Gagarin's colourful post-flight career: becoming a manosphere influencer and the divine role model for all Russian children.

Find Milo's work and comedy tour dates here!

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Sources:

1. The Cosmonaut Who Couldn't Stop Smiling, Andrew Jenks

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Oct 28, 202501:35:57
Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 2

Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 2

CONTENT WARNING
Continuing our exploration into the history of Mittelwerk, the death factory that produced Wernher Von Braun's V2 missiles, we cover the successes of the A4 missile bringing unwanted attention, the use of concentration camp labour at the Peenemunde missile facility, and Operation Hydra, the British plan to bomb that facility flat.
SOURCES:
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile
Annie Jacobsen, Operation Paperclip

Oct 16, 202548:38
*PREVIEW* Titan AE (w. Josh Boerman & AJ Ditty)

*PREVIEW* Titan AE (w. Josh Boerman & AJ Ditty)

This is a preview of a bonus episode. To hear the rest of the episode and unlock more bonus content, consider supporting Failure To Launch on Patreon.

This week, Quinn, Chris, and Other Chris are joined by Josh Boerman and AJ Ditty of the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast to talk about the famous 2000 flop of Titan AE - a showing so bad it killed Fox Animation Studios! We cover the movie itself, the time and atmosphere it was made in, and Roger Joseph Ebert's very horny (positive) review.

Oct 03, 202515:51
Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 1

Mittelwerk, Hitler's Rocket Factory: Part 1

HUGE CONTENT WARNING FOR THIS SERIES
To start our retelling of the story of the Mittelwerk death factory, we cover the early history of the Nazi military rocket program. The VfR amateur rocket club, Walter Dornberger, and the internal politics and squabbling that created the infamous Peenemunde rocket test site.

SOURCES:
Jean Michel & Louis Nucera, Dora: The Nazi Concentration Camp Where Modern Space Technology Was Born and 30,000 Prisoners Died
Michael Neufeld, The Rocket and the Reich: Peenemünde and the Coming of the Ballistic Missile Era
Benny Grunfeld, A Teenager in Hitler's Death Camps
T D Dungan, V-2: A Combat History of the First Ballistic Missile
Annie Jacobsen, Operation Paperclip

Sep 25, 202501:05:06
*PREVIEW* Capricorn One (1978)
Aug 30, 202511:17
Fractional Orbital Bombardment System (w. Joe Kassabian)
Aug 29, 202501:32:02
The Cosmology of Alex Jones (w. Dan Friesen)
Aug 07, 202501:05:42
*PREVIEW* Sunshine (2007)
Jul 31, 202516:53
NASA Before Vostok 1
Jul 25, 202501:07:17