Between Two Sterns
By Jared Stern
Ep 165: Supportive Mosh Pit
The Jareds Stern talk about imminent comedy, degrees of dangerous idiocy, and spectating a crowd of young punks. (Recorded 8/26/26)
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Ep 164: Fraggle Bedrock
The Jareds Stern talk about best voted two-time Best of DC, a literal court date, and what the hell are M&Ms thinking? (Recorded 7/29/26)
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Ep 163: Karma Comedian
The Jareds Stern are hurting. One is playing wrenched back bingo, the other hurt his pride. (Recorded 7/15/26)
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Ep 162: Down Under Three Sterns AGAIN!
The Jareds Stern welcome a NEW Jared Stern as he steps through a portal that spins counter-clockwise from Australia! (Recorded 6/28/26)
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Ep 161: Boring Babies On Board
The Jareds Stern talk about an overlooked downside to time travel, very normal children, and dangerous ideas. (Recorded 6/10/26)
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Ep 160: A Jared Stern Sandwich
The Jareds Stern talk about recent travel, a glimmer of hope, and a new Jared Stern steps through the portal with a revelation that rocks the multi-verse! (Recorded 5/20/26)
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Ep 159: Rosencrantz & Jared Stern
The Jareds Stern discuss how comedy keeps you humble, revisiting college 30 years later, and a trip to the theater to see Eddie Izzard's one-person rendition of Hamlet. (Recorded 4/22/26)BUY THE BOOK! - https://shorturl.at/9Ob5JListen to past episodes! - https://jaredstern.com/between-two-sternsSee Jared Stern live! - https://jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/
Ep 158: Project Hail Maple
The Jareds Stern talk taxes, the majesty of Maple Fest, and SPOILER ALERT compare notes on Project Hail Mary. (Recorded 3/31/26)
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Ep 157: Stern By Me
The Jareds Stern have updates, good, bad, and indifferent, talk about a great book that's hitting theaters soon, and awkward Gen X nostalgia.(Recorded 3/18/26)
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Ep 156: Lazy Nostalgia
The Jareds Stern talk about opportunity limbo, new levels of vanity, and ill-conceived nostalgia cash grabs. (Recorded 3/4/26)
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Ep 155: First Come, First Serve
The Jareds Stern vent some frustrations over reservations, discuss the new Muppet Show, and Olympic crotch enhancements. (Recorded 2/11/26)
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Ep 154: Maxed Out Ju Ju
The Jareds Stern welcome Dancer Jared Stern back to the show to talk about an upcoming project that they were totally not allowed to talk about, and some other bad decisions that worked out ok. (Recorded 1/27/26)
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Ep 153: Low Muppetations
The Jareds Stern mark 5 years of the show by welcoming a new Jared Stern to the fold, recap the holidays, and share high hopes for the new Muppet Show reboot. (Recorded 1/7/26)
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Ep 152: The Icing On The Cake
The Jareds Stern talk about an unfortunate but necessary trip, a misused idiom, and the possible arc for this season. (Recorded 12/11/25)
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Ep 151: Emotional Support Podcast
We're back to kick off Season 8, whatever that means. The Jareds Stern have an existential crisis, talk sleep apnea, and emotional support animals. (Recorded 11/25/25)
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Ep 150: Tiramisu Of Secrecy
It's Episode 150! The Jareds Stern talk recap the big surprise 50th birthday party, performing with goats, then welcome Director Jared Stern back to the show to talk about why AI is awful. (Recorded 10/3/25)
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Ep 149: Episode 349
The Jareds Stern talk about how one is aging for the other, why Pepsi is never ok in the Philippines, and a report from comedy camp. (Recorded 9/17/25)
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Ep 148: The Stern Must Flow
The Jareds Stern talk show regularity, reality show virginity, long walks on the beach, and pretentious wine snobbery. (Recorded 9/8/25)
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Ep 147: As The Jared Sterns
The Jareds Stern look at the comedy calendar, play another round of What's Wrong With Jared, and wonder if reality is right for them. (Recorded 8/18/25)
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Ep 146: Align In The Sand
The Jareds Stern talk about pulling powers from the multiverse, Superman, and underwear that's fun to wear. (Recorded 7/30/25)
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Ep 145: Cliffhangry
The Jareds Stern talk about the big Best of DC win, the first attempt at this episode, and Weird Al & Superman. (Recorded 7/23/25)
Ep 144: Laughing Hurts Part 1
The Jareds Stern play everyone's favorite gameshow: What's Wrong With Jared Stern? Plus they talk inappropriate pictures and under the table baseball buys. (Recorded 7/7/25)
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Ep 143: Boatween Two Sterns
The Jareds Stern recount their respective vacations on the water. One harrowing, one exhausting. (Recorded 6/23/25)
Ep 142: Sir Energy
The Jareds Stern continue the AI debate, try to keep things in perspective, talk about a recent cruise, and opening for a big time celebrity. (Recorded 5/26/25)
Ep 141: Old Man Yells At Cloud
The Jareds Stern talk about walking properly, a new accolade to chase, what's next as Episode 150 approaches, and why A.I. is awful. (Recorded 5/13/25)
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Ep 140: Good PR
The Jareds Stern talk about the release of the new book, Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama, and an underappreciated trip to Puerto Rico. (Recorded 5/7/25)
Ep 139: Nothing But The Truth
The Jareds Stern talk about the upcoming book of Yo Mama Haiku, how to market without selling your soul, and the nature of truth in the current landscape. (Recorded 4/16/25)
Ep 138: Jared Stern For All Ages
The Jareds Stern discuss generational differences, Val Kilmer, and is Morgan Freeman okay? (Recorded 4/2/25)
Episode 075: In Loving Memory
The Jareds Stern talk about the reason for the long hiatus. (Recorded 10/20/22) (Edited and re-published due to copyright strike 3/31/25)
Ep 137: Waiting For Jared Stern
After chasing him since the beginning of the podcast, the Jareds Stern finally track down African Jared Stern! But it's never that easy, is it? (Recorded 3/15/25)
Ep 136: Alas, Poor Uric
The Jareds Stern provide some updates on the various plates spinning on the show, then play their favorite game: What's Jared Got Now? (Recorded 2/16/25)
Ep 135: Ready Player Two
The Jareds Stern discuss a bout of actual norovirus, some international disappointment, and Dining in the Dark. (Recorded 1/25/25)
Ep 134: Gotta Have It
The Jareds Stern talk having another international variant in their sights, a multi-syllabic project on the horizon, and a Seinfeldian anecdote. (Recorded 1/15/25) Check out past episodes! See Jared Stern live!
Ep 133: Between Four Years - HOT ONES ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
It's the Four Year Anniversary! The Jareds Stern welcome host of Captain GameShow John Irons back to the show to take on the Hot Ones challenge and look back on the evolution of the podcast and what has made them Jared Stern. (Recorded 1/3/25)
Ep 132: Judgement Day
The Jareds Stern talk about heavy knowledge, big plans for the show, and, just in time for the holidays, some church chat. (Recorded 12/18/24)
Ep 131: Greece Is The Word
The Jareds Stern are back after another unexpected hiatus to a world that seems just a bit bleaker after recent events. But, this podcast is here to distract, so enjoy a recap of one Jared's trip to Greece! With pretty pictures! (Recorded 11/19/24)
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Ep 130: Driven To Distraction
The Jareds Stern talk about the wild escapades of Nana, which turns to trying to solve the riddle of traffic, and then it gets a little dark. (Recorded 10/14/24)
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Ep 129: Running Gag
The Jareds Stern recount the harrowing tale of one of them becoming a runner, bemoan their lack of patience with student drivers, and, for some reason, Chili's. (Recorded 10/7/24) Check out past episodes: https://jaredstern.com/between-two-sterns/ See Jared Stern Live! https://jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/
Ep 128: The Jared Stern Defense
The Jareds Stern start to realize that Chat GPT isn't the font of inspiration originally hoped for, and decide to explore the paths less travelled. Turns out, there could've been a lawyer in the family. (Recorded 9/11/24)
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Ep 127: Social Media - Helpful or Harmful?
The Jareds Stern tackle both sides of a new topic: Is Social Media helping society or just making us collectively dumber so we don't notice it hurting? (Recorded 9/4/24)
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Ep 126: Reality TV - Trash or Treasure?
Jared & Jared continue with the new format where they are given a random topic to discuss:. This week it is whether Reality TV is Trash or Treasure?
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Ep 125: Time Travel Tips
The Jareds Stern dive head first into a new format for the show, discussing the finer points of time travel etiquette. (Recorded 8/14/24)
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Episode 124: Jared Stern Fest '24
It's the Season 7 Premiere! The Jareds Stern welcome to the show their FIRST EVER in-person Jared Stern guest, Shanghai Jared Stern! They talk adjacent accolades, James Bond, and more! (Recorded 7/30/24)
Episode 123: Deathbed Confessional
It's the Season 6 Finale! The Jareds Stern discuss new living conditions, magic skepticism, and modern art skepticism. Enjoy this VIDEO episode! (Recorded 7/2/24)
Episode 122: Aren't You The Headliner?
The Jareds Stern discuss a big move for one Jared Stern, while the other wonders where he's going. (Recorded 6/20/24)
Episode 121: Loophole Of Death
The Jareds Stern address last episode's existential cliffhanger, get independent validation on a big accolade, and discover a way to escape death... sort of. (Recorded 5/21/24)
Episode 120: Gullible's Travels
The Jareds Stern deal with some mistaken identity, recap Jared Stern (DC)'s trip to Mexico City, and what's next for the show? (Recorded 05/09/24)
Episode 119: There's A Twist!
The Jareds Stern have a few announcements, talk some movie twists, and why are shoe sizes. (Recorded 4/24/24)
Episode 118: Road Rules
The Jareds Stern talk about proper driving etiquette, succumbing to road rage, and a bad dream. (Recorded 4/09/24)
Episode 117: The People Vs. Jared Stern
The Jareds Stern discuss some bad customer service and discover a Jared Stern that might be a bad apple in the eponymous bunch. (Recorded 3/28/24)