
What Did You Do This Week?
By Fifty Marie with Molly Miller of Big Sage Press
Music is Degenerate Blues by Alexander Nakarada of CreatorChords


Work'em Naked!
This week Danielle and Molly discuss hijacked airplane parts, hacked ships, insurance and degree fraud, Travis Kelsey ponzi scheme, a canceled gala involving a Princess Diana charity, Act Blue firing their lawyers, and much more!

Betsy Rossing It!
Molly and Danielle navigate the September 11th document drop, AI math plagiarism, South Africa's coming tax revenue drought, Canada trying to join the EU, Immigration fraud in Texas, and the possible death of Cocaine Mitch.

Lake America Great Again
Molly and Danielle discuss important things like the superiority of vomit flavored Jelly-Belly over Buttered Popcorn, Chemical exposures in Boston, Bye-bye Milo, Black Market Goodbye Kitty, AI generated CSAM, Job hunting in the 90’s, shit lettuce updates, and more.

Got Beef?
Molly and Danielle discuss cancer on the rise in rural America, Tyson Beef Processing plant closures, Carmelo Anthony court update, homeless wank popups, and the FBI DNA bank updates.

Hog Cranks
Danielle and Molly continue their discussion on the use of AI alongside a review of the weekly news to include an information heist in Liechtenstein, the connections between Kick and Motherless dot com, the trouble with communist nepo-babies, and more.

To Russia with F**k You
Discussed in the Hamster House this week a fat stack T-bill auction, People Soup Rescue on the Hudson, Commies Gone Wild, Drop Shipping Fetuses, Otto the Bus Driver saves Germany, El Tigre takes on a tough neighborhood, and so much more.

A Rock With Your Name on It
Danielle and Molly review Lizard Lots; a new wave of online Scams; Big W's, some L's; and the prospect of playing Duck, Duck, Rock with some low profile large effect criminals.

Rupee For Your Thoughts?
Molly and Danielle discuss the success of the Cockroach Movement in India, Fake Degrees and H1Bs, Jury Duty in New Jersey, Iran's alarmingly rapid bounce back, and how Disney Music will save you from being secretly filmed.

Paris Hilton Saves the World
Our girls discuss the return (and untimely end) of Somali pirates, Andrew Tate's small shoe energy, Presidential Briefs, South Korean Nepobabies, Grandpa Paul's recent car accident, and the need for everyone to calm down. Oh, and Paris Hilton running a silent campaign for the past 20 years to save American teenagers abandoned to an abusive and corrupt billion dollar industry. Strap in babies. This one is juicy.

Red, White, and Vacation Blues
After taking the Independence Day Weekend off Danielle and Molly are back in the studio to discuss Weekend at Cocaine Mitch's, Candice Owen's latest bizzarro behavior in defense of Tyler James Robinson, Spy stuff going down in the spy museum, and more.

Hypatia Among Us feat. Lauren Moore
This week Molly and Danielle are joined by special guest Lauren Moore, editor for WarGate and Aethon books. Lauren discusses touchpoints between the literary and gaming world; Lit RPG; as well as her foundation in life, love of reading, and writing.

Have Fun With Her
In this episode Molly and Danielle detour from their normal, sometimes raucous, discussions on current events and upcoming book releases and dive into the very serious topic of the Independent Rape Gang Report issued by British MP Rupert Lowe. The inquiry itself was led by Ms. Sammy Woodhouse, herself a survivor of the gangs mentioned in the report. While our girls have still pulled apart the week (delving into the newest Newsome scandal, a surprising 9-0 SCOTUS decision, and updating their listeners on the latest Smashley goss), they felt that something as serious as the Lowe Report deserved the spotlight.

My Culture is Not Your Costume
A big week rolls in leaving Molly and Danielle discussing arange of topics including alien life and space exploration, the possibility that Taylor Swift and Garth Brooks have secrets they are hiding from their fans, Elon Musk’s baby mamma drama, Europeans being adopted by Americans, David Beckham’s underpants, massive political tits, Magdelina H, bungee jumping in Brazil, and biolabs in Ukraine.

Go Bake Me A Sammach!
Molly and Danielle discuss the Karmelo Anthony case, house training small people, podcast space gossip, and the value of minding ones own dang business (looking at you Mr. Keir Starmer).

Fiscalation feat. Uncoverfacts
Molly and Danielle are joined by their good friend Mark, a former corporate auditor turned personal financial advisor. Together they discuss generational attitudes towards fiscal responsibility and literacy, cultural shifts affecting American markets, and future financial opportunities and challenges.

Kash Patel Party Bus
Fresh off some much needed R&R the girls discuss upcoming issues in the financial sector, AI data center funding, and an Only Fans account that made more than an entire law firm.

The Pimp Tax / Icky Chicken feat. Dave Media
Dave Media rejoins the gal pals to play this season's first Icky Chicken Episode. The three exchange stories, discuss Hanta Virus through the lens of the Covid Lock Downs, as well as the proposed Simp Taxes in Florida.

Blow Out Your Candles
Molly and Danielle celebrate a birthday Hamster Style; by discussing politics and current events. On this week's episode political violence leaking into the disgruntled workers sphere in Portland, speed running Scientology Centers, and the death of Spirit Airlines in perspective to the job market.

Nerd Prom Nightmare
New Hamster time, Same Hamster Channel.
Molly and Danielle discuss the events at the White House Correspondents Dinner, upcoming SCOTUS hearing regarding geofencing, and ask some serious questions regarding podcaster behavior.

Micro Track: Hamstercize
Danielle and Molly discuss funeral planning, taxation, and future plans.

Recalculating
Molly and Danielle discuss talent verses opportunity, the spike in space related monkey deaths, parenting, and livestock.

Murderdwarf feat. Walt Robillard
Danielle and Molly are joined by the Kung Fu Supermodel himself, Walt Robillard of Wargate Books. Together they discuss story building, shifts in culture, martial arts, and the creative process.

Mickeysan: Big in Japan
Move over Marco Rubio, our boy Mickey Blowtorch has become an unofficial ambassador to our new Twitter friends in Japan. Mr. Blowtorch joins Danielle and Molly to discuss American Culture, 40's nose art, tig'ole bitties, and the possibility of seeing some Blowtorch crafted fiction in the future.

Snobcast
Molly and Danielle are joined by Glenn (S1E7 - Pretty Fly for a Wright Guy) to discuss current events, cellphone and Airplane safety, issues in travel, and drink snobbery.

Jello Shots
This episode dives into the complex and often shocking realities of the sex industry, legal loopholes, and international human rights issues, including the unionization of sex workers in Nevada and global refugee crises. It offers a candid look at the hidden truths behind these controversial topics.
Join Molly Miller and Danielle as they explore the dark side of the internet, the importance of parental supervision, and the shocking realities of child exploitation and trafficking. This candid conversation sheds light on urgent issues and the need for awareness and action.

Sign My Yearbook
Danielle and Molly discuss recent events in their lives and the news as it pertains to SCOTUS rulings, Operation Epic Furry, and the continued search for the perfect shot of tequila.

Temu Dexter
Molly and Danielle discuss the possibility of a Houston based serial killer, the potential future of the Democratic Party, Iran and violence at home, and potential future maneuvering in the political landscapes.
Also Danielle goes to Six Flags on opening day.
She was very disappointed.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Molly and Danielle sit down with the man, the legend, the animal, Twitters only Brandon Hannibal Donkey... the second. That we know of. Together they discuss Scouting programs, land use, trends in homeownership, weirds ass bitches, tiktok rumors, Team USA's gold medal, and Mexican Sicarios. We aren't saying that having Donk in the studio causes civil unrest and championship upsets, we're simply pointing out that things were not on fire before.

Dirty Pool
Molly and Danielle talk about their latest news, Valentine's Day plans, movies and writing tropes, American hostages in Guinea, the Olympics, foreign companies working with NGOs to sway political opinions in the US, and peenishes.

The Word of the Day Is: Seachange
Molly and Danielle are joined by Season One guest Dave Media to explores the intersection of AI, disinformation, and citizen journalism, focusing on the emergence of Amelia, an AI spokesperson for the UK government. The discussion delves into cultural implications, the state of immigration, and the growing importance of citizen journalism in exposing corruption and fraud in public services. The speakers emphasize the need for accountability in government and the shifting public perception regarding these issues, ultimately calling for change and awareness of ongoing challenges. In this conversation, the hosts delve into the evolving landscape of journalism, discussing the significance of press credentials, the ethical dilemmas faced by journalists, and the controversial actions of figures like Don Lemon. They explore the blurred lines between journalism and content creation, the implications of First Amendment rights, and the need for clear distinctions in media. The discussion highlights the challenges and responsibilities of modern journalism, emphasizing the importance of integrity and accountability in reporting. In this conversation, the speakers discuss the impact of advertising and public service announcements, particularly in crisis situations like 9/11. They explore the role of media in shaping public perception and the importance of citizen journalism in uncovering corruption, especially in childcare systems. The discussion also touches on the future of local news and the need for integrity in journalism, emphasizing that the truth should be prioritized over credentials.

The Chaos Continues
Welcome back Hamsters! Our girls are back at it discussing raising babies and hell in this current political climate.

Socially Lubricated - feat. BitchyLiberty
Danielle and Molly finish out their first season of podcasting with a conversation with Miss Andrea, former adult film executive and herbalist as they discuss the impact of changes in society, social norms, values, not just on mainstream society but the fringe as well.

Produit du Canada - feat. Maj. David Garvin
Molly and Danielle are joined this week by Canadian Army Officer, Major David Garvin to discuss current topics in Canadian politics, US/CAN history, and the current relationship between our two countries.
Pull on your toque and runners; dust off your best "buddy" and "eh?"; grab a double-double and join us discussing the place where all the North is coming from.

Bonus Track 2 - Kpop Doorkicker feat. Scott McCullough
Our girls have brought the Hamsters a special treat with the second bonus track of the season, and interview with Doorkickers creator Scott McCullough where they discuss the nuances of gender politics, propaganda, and independent media.

W-DYD in Cincinnati - feat Dave Miller
Dave Miller hits the hot seat, sharing a behind the scenes look at the broadcasting industry with insights into the industry's future and missteps of the past.

BONUS TRACK - Hippos and Hemingway - feat. Phillip Voodoo
In this special bonus episode Danielle and Molly are joined by Phillip Voodoo, author Blood Memory through WarGate Books. He talks about the life experiences which inspire him and his writing process.
Blood Memory is available via Amazon and WarGate books in their store.

Big Toes and Buttholes - feat. SheSaysBadWords
This week Danielle and Molly are joined by their good friend SheSaysBadWords to discuss self defense, criminal investigations, and hanging out drinking with hobos in the woods.

It Will Always Be Baklava In My Heart - feat. Mark Sibley
In this week's episode, Molly and Danielle are joined by Mark Sibley creator of the Mongol Moon Universe. They discuss writing challenges and the apparatus of the indie book market vs that of traditional publishing.

Zero F*cks Given - feat. Shirley Johnson
Danielle and Molly are joined by Shirley Johnson, author of the Water War serries and The Music of Mary Frances. They talk about the ins and outs of writing, Shirley's many storied history, and the advantages of being a woman in a male dominated industry.

Broadcasting Live in 80-HD - feat. Steve Stratton
This week our gals are joined by Steve Stratton, retired Green Beret and author of the Shadow Tier serries as well as the upcoming novel Dances With Arrows in the Mongol Moon Universe. They discuss useful fictions, surprisingly real extractions, Texageddon, and the future of life in the United States.

Why Did You Ghost Me? – feat. Mickey Blowtorch
Molly and Danielle are once again joined by Micky Blowtorch to celebrate the end of spooky season with Halloween memories, horror movies, and ghost stories.

My Space Hookup - feat Dr. Jenni Hesterman
This week Danielle and Molly are joined by Dr. Jenni Hesterman to discuss current progress in private space programs, the realities of space colonization, and the real world communities gearing up for ultimate journey.
Dr. Hesterman is currently competing for a spot on a future Blue Origin flight offered by #SeraSpace and is hoping to realize her life time dream of space flight. She can be found on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and X where she discusses various topics from space exploration to national security.

The Smell of a Sexy Conex Box - feat. Steve Schultze
Calling all Hamsters! Danelle and Molly are rejoined by the incomparable Steve Schultz [Author: On Account of Wolves and Retribution] for their seventh Icky Chicken episode of the season. The trio swaps horror stories and runs down their week including a trip to Texageddon and the impacts of government shut down. Don't forget to vote for which story you think wins the round: Fingered a Fleshlight, Shitty Costume, or Conex Box Massacre.

Life of a Podcast Girl
Molly and Danielle discuss the Swifty Rift, continued violence in Portland, and the Bad Bunny NFL controversy from the viewpoint of their daily lives.

Dick Mittens
Fresh off an episode of Future Conflict, Danielle and Molly discuss the routine nature of personal life amid the backdrop of political violence, government closure, and the brain-rotting of American culture.

No One is Going to Miracle You Out of This
This week Molly and Danielle interview Joe Dolio, author of Tactical Wisdom and panelist for the Future Conflict Channel on YouTube. They discuss personal and community security, realistic First Aid training, and Joe answers many of the questions brought up during our previous week’s podcast [E26 – My Rims Are Pristine]. Joe also has an invitation for all the hamsters to join him at Camp Ponderosa for Mountain Readiness West, July 2026.
Details for this and other training events can be found by visiting www.tactical-wisdom.com.

My Rims Are Pristine
Molly and Danielle are joined by several of their previous guests to discuss their reactions and thoughts surrounding the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk and the current political climate of the nation. Due to the weight of the topic, this super episode ran long to allow for nuance of thought, and the sometimes incongruent and fractured nature of feeling. Featured Guests include Glenn [E7 – Pretty Fly for a Wright Guy], Amicus Solo [E21 – Just Edit That Out], and the ever elusive Kevin who not only gave us Episode 23, "Scooby Doo Mystery” but also was featured in the WDYDTWPodcast’s first Spaces episode.

Don't Sh*t in my House
Fresh on their new recording schedule, our gals discuss pet training; birthdays; the mom schedule; new projects; and current events.
** This episode was recorded prior to the horrible events on September 10th, 2025. Neither of our hosts have fully unpacked the impact of the Assassination of Charlie Kirk, but both offer their deepest sympathy and prayers for his family, friends, and coworkers.

P*RN STAR CASTING COUCH
When you make a show about the things that you do during the week, sometimes the things you do get a vote on when you record a show. Back after a short break due to technical restructuring, Danielle and Molly are back to discussing their new projects, current events, and even their old furniture.

Scooby Doo Mystery
When an emergency calls their special guest away, Danielleand Molly are left wondering what happened and if their favorite Taliban Art Dealer is will be okay. They pass the time on hold discussing their week, cruise liner travel, and current binge watches.