Tres Leches
By Johnny Sibilly, Ian Paget, and Juan Torres-Falcon
Your weekly serving of "Tres Leches" awaits to sweeten your podcast palate!
No Worries If Not
As the season shifts, emotions are blooming just as much as the flowers around us. Johnny's stepping into a new relationship, while Juan and Ian are single, taking this time to delve deep into what intimacy and romance mean to them at this point in their lives.
We're also exploring the nuances of platonic intimacy. Can these non-romantic relationships truly satisfy our yearnings for closeness and connection? For Ian, they might just be the answer. Later in the episode, in our "Spilled Milk" segment, the phone call is coming form inside the house–Juan has a burning question for Johnny and Ian about setting expectations in relationships, especially when it comes to communication styles and how often we should be in touch.
Johnny warns Juan that saying “No worries if not” and being overly accommodating to the whims of potential suitors, lets the colonizers win.
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The Tortured Bottoms Department with Alex Hall
It’s the second installment of our series, “Be Good to You” - exploring the things that truly make us feel good, inside and out.
You wanna be on top? Me neither!
This week, we're joined by the dynamic Alex Hall, creator of "The Bottom’s Digest," who spices up our discussion with his expert blend of culinary and sexual wisdom. Alex's mission to promote a healthier, joy-filled sexual lifestyle shines through as he tackles common myths about diet and bottoming, offering practical advice for enhancing your sexual well-being. Did you know the timing of your fiber supplement could be the secret sauce to a perfect evening? Get the scoop on that and more, including a glimpse into what makes us purr.
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Therapize me, Daddy! w/ Omar Torres
This week, we’re honored to have licensed therapist Omar Torres (@haveyoutriedtherapy) join us to unlock the healing power of therapy. 😍
In this episode, Omar shares his professional perspective on making therapy accessible, overcoming stigma, and how to take the first step towards finding the right therapist for you.
And we promise this session wont end in a fight with Dr. Leslie Rosen. (Played by Marcia Gay Harden, of course)
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Beyoncé’s Hootenanny
Yeehaw, y'all! This week on Tres Leches, we're swapping salsa for barbecue sauce and diving boots-first into Beyoncé's country revolution with "Cowboy Carter." With Donell James Foreman (@TheDJF_) joining us as our star-studded co-host, we're saddling up for a rollicking ride through the album that's got everyone talking.
"Cowboy Carter" marks a significant moment in music history, with Beyoncé's single "Texas Hold 'Em" becoming the first No. 1 country hit by a Black woman. This album is not just a foray into country music; it's Beyoncé's exploration of America itself, digging deep into the genre's roots and paying homage to the unsung Black musicians who helped shape it.
It's an episode packed with laughs, insights, and maybe a surprise yodel or two. So, grab your hat, pour yourself some sweet tea, and join us for a knee-slapping good time as Tres Leches goes country with Beyoncé's "Cowboy Carter."
J.Lo's Bronx Credentials
Dreams and Schemes (FROM THE VAULT)
Still on a high from our Queerty Awards nod, we, Johnny, Ian, and Juan, dive into a cherished episode from the Tres Leches vault. Recorded with hearts full of hope, this episode explores our dream homes and dream cities–from lavish desires to the essentials that make a house a home. It's a candid glimpse into our personal aspirations, interwoven with whimsical musings about one day sharing the same city skyline.
We also discuss Shania Twain, being rescued by Brazilian men, tips for getting free drinks, and the abundance of big-bootied men in Austin, Texas.
While it was captured just a few months ago, the time capsule quality makes it feel like a lifetime apart. So, join us in this nostalgic look back at our daydreams, proving that while places may change, the essence of Tres Leches remains timeless.
And the Award Goes To...
Join us on this week's episode of Tres Leches for an Oscars Extravaganza as we gear up for Hollywood's biggest night on Sunday, March 10th. Before the golden statues are handed out, we're taking a moment to celebrate our love for the movies, the breathtaking fashion, and, of course, our all-time favorite Oscar moments and winners. This is an ode to the little Gay boys watching the Oscars in their living rooms freaking out over the Best Actress nominees.
Without the crystal ball to predict this year's winners, we're instead reveling in the joy and anticipation of the ceremony. We're paying tribute to the legendary wins and unforgettable moments from our favorite Oscar luminaries – Julia Roberts, Olivia Colman, Barbara Streisand, and the indomitable Joan Rivers. So, grab your popcorn (and maybe a box of tissues for those tear-jerking moments) and join Johnny, Ian, and Juan as we roll out the red carpet for a pre-Oscars celebration that's as sparkling as the stars themselves.
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10 Things We Love to Hate
This week on "Tres Leches” it’s ok to be hater. Join Johnny, Ian, and Juan as we dive into an lol no-holds-barred discussion about all the little (and big) things that grind our gears.
It's all in good fun as we explore the universal experience of being a hater - sharing those everyday irritants that chafe our nipples. And, because we're all about structure in our chaos, the episode climaxes with our collective top 10 list of things we're hating on right now.
Expect laughs, nods of agreement, and maybe even a few moments of self-reflection as we navigate through our light-hearted loathes. "10 Things We Love to Hate" isn't just a rant session; it's a celebration of the things that unite us in irritation. Hate you, mean it! xoxo
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The Tres Leches Guide to Love and Dating: Valentine's Edition
This Valentine's Day, embark on a heartfelt journey through the ever-evolving landscapes of love and dating. Today, we present "The Tres Leches Guide to Love and Dating," as we navigate the sweet, spicy, and sometimes bitter world of love and dating, reflecting our current musings and misadventures in the realm of romance. Consider this a fleeting love letter to the joys and jolts of seeking connection—our guide is as dynamic and diverse as our experiences, evolving with every heartbeat and breakup.
In this special episode, we explore the nuanced debate of texting versus calling to end things with someone you're casually dating. Is it better to dial up the drama or send a straightforward text? During “Spilled Milk” we’re talking relationship envy (the good and bad kind) - and being the single friend.
Whether you're single, madly in love, or somewhere in between, this episode is your Valentine's Day companion, promising laughs, insights, and a few aha moments. Join us as we embrace the evolving landscape of love and dating, armed with humor, honesty, and a touch of sazón.. Let "Tres Leches" guide you through the highs and lows of love this Valentine's Day, because, in our book, every form of love is worth celebrating.
Grammy Glow: Cyrus, Swift, Dion & Beyond
Dive into the dazzling drama of the 2024 Grammy Awards with Ian, Johnny and Juan, as we serve you a delicious slice of recap pie. From Taylor Swift's historic win and Karol G's triumph to Celine Dion's heartwarming appearance and Jay-Z's profound speech, we're dishing on all the highs and lows. We'll explore Beyoncé's complex relationship with the Grammys, Joni Mitchell’s poetry, and Miley’s je ne sais quoi. Expect our unfiltered opinions, plenty of laughs, and maybe even some shade, as we break down music's biggest night.
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Meow: Cattiness in the Gay Consciousness
In this episode, we're sharpening our claws and diving into the world of cattiness. Why is it that we love a good villain, and how does this play out in real-life queer dynamics? We're dissecting the recent Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion very online rap drama, drawing parallels to the cattiness seen IRL. The conversation gets even spicier as we discuss the exclusivity and elitism among 'hot gays'. And of course, we couldn't wrap up without spilling the tea on the latest 'RuPaul's Drag Race' drama involving Plane Jane and Amanda Tori Meeting. Buckle up, because this episode is full of sass, insights, and maybe just a little bit of shade. 🐱💥👑
Armageddon Chic & Oscar Noms: The End is Nigh.
This week's episode is a wild ride from start to finish! We've noticed a theme of armageddon popping up in our feeds, so we're embracing it with a twist. Join us as we play a bit of 'The Last of Us' cosplay, debating how we'd want to go in an end-of-the-world scenario. Climate change, zombie apocalypse, or perhaps the second coming? We're ready for it all, with our usual flair. Then, we're swapping survival gear for red carpet gowns as we dive into the 2024 Academy Award Nominations. We'll sharpen our knives to dissect the nominations and ask the important question: Will Oscar get to keep his willy? Tune in for an episode that's equal parts apocalyptic and glamorous! 🌍🧟♂️🏆💅
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Living online is hard!
Welcome back, everyone! This week, We're dissecting our love-hate relationship with social media. Dive into the world of likes, shares, and the occasional need to log off as Johnny talks about his social media cleanse and the quest for real-life connections. Juan puts Ian in the hot seat, asking about the rollercoaster of being a TikTok star and how he copes with the pressure. Ian's response? Well, let's just say it might surprise you. Get ready for an honest, laughter-filled look at navigating the digital world while trying to keep it real. 📱😂🔌
...And Juan celebrates the life of his beloved dog, Diego.
Yas and Naur: Bidding Farewell to 2023
In our grand finale of the year, we're dishing out our 'Yas-es and 'Naurs' – the things we're eagerly taking with us into 2024 and those we're gladly leaving behind. Join us as we reflect on the highs and lows of the year, sharing our personal victories, lessons learned, and the trends we hope never to see again. It's a playful yet poignant goodbye to 2023, full of laughter, candid moments, and anticipation for what the new year holds. Tune in and celebrate the end of one journey and the beginning of another with us!
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Jocks and Fake Friends
A full hour of your 'Spilled Milk'... drink up! You could use the calcium.
Disconnect from the daily grind and listen to other people's problems along with our solutions. From jock straps in 2023, the year of the rabbit, to navigating the world of fake friends, we've got it all covered. It's an episode packed with laughter, heartfelt advice, and a few surprises along the way. Tune in and let's spill some milk together!
BEAUTY AND BOOTY - Our Favorite things.
In this episode, we dive deep into the world of beauty products and reminisce about when we first fell in love with skincare as young baby gays. Join us as we spill the tea on some of our favorite things of 2023. Watch out, Oprah! Ian also shares his exciting New Year's plans, and we have a special message from our skincare guru, Sam McDougal, who shares his top skin suggestions to keep you glowing all year round. Don't miss out on the beauty and booty talk – tune in now!
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Curtains Up on Open Relationships
Johnny and Ian can get back to work! This week's episode is buzzing with excitement as we delve into the conclusion of the actor's strike. But that's just the opening act! We also dive deep into the world of open relationships. Join us as we explore the complexities, misconceptions, and personal insights surrounding this often-misunderstood aspect of modern love. It's a candid, thought-provoking discussion you won't want to miss!
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THAT’S MY OPINION!
The Britney in Me
Johnny confronts Ian about his British identity. We discuss the accents of the Real Housewives of Miami and why we talk how we talk. The heart of our chat? Britney's "The Woman in Me." Spoiler: We're all unworthy. Tune in for a breezy yet heartfelt tribute!
Golden Bachelors, Sisterly Acts, and Straight-Up Flirts
In this zesty episode, we talk “The Golden Bachelor” and the magic of finding love in life’s later innings. We then try to debunk online disinformation about a new “Sister Act” movie. Is Deborah Cox a conspiracy theorist? As the cherry on top, we dive into a gay listener’s dilemma on managing a flirty curveball thrown by a straight acquaintance. ¡Ay, mamá!
It’s a hearty mix of love, laughs, and life’s little loop-de-loops, all seasoned with our signature sazón.
The First Guys Club: Unveiling Tres Leches
Dive into the delightful beginnings of "Tres Leches" as Juan, Johnny, and Ian introduce themselves and share a slice of their camaraderie. From screen sensations to Broadway virtuosos, get to know your hosts as they reminisce about their friendships and set the stage for creamy discussions to come. It's a blend of condensed, whole, and evaporated conversations, topped with a dollop of humor. Tune in and get a taste of the sweet and saucy banter that awaits you in "Tres Leches."
A Taste of Tres Leches: The Trailer
"Dive into the sweet and saucy world of "Tres Leches. Meet your three delightful hosts, Juan, Johnny, and Ian, as they whip up a taste of creamy conversations, milky musings, and frothy fun. Take a sip of the richness brewing and mark your calendars for a serving of "Tres Leches" that will sweeten your auditory palate!
Debut episode premieres Wednesday, October 25, 2023!