The October
By Trash Clapton
Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.
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Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek. Guest starring the Zira Microsoft Desktop text-to-speech voice.
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CW: gore, some grossout, transformation, language, blasphemy/religious trauma, neglect, bullying
Staged
Hold on, I almost got it; that night we went to a play together; rafters; and the kind of man.
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Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek. Special thanks to VoiceBosch and Otto from Pixabay for the "Crowd Cheering" stock sound effect.
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CW: language, homophobia, homophobic slurs, emotional abuse, racism, transphobia, fake vomiting, self-harm, violence, sexual innuendo
Derailed
A moral fable, a derailed to-do list, Elizabeth I wait, and when Dora came back.
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Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek.
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CW: graphic sexuality, grossout, child sex abuse, language
Restaurant
A Ukrainian restaurant.
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Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.
(Note: for the record, the story’s official title is “Ukrainian Restaurant”.)
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CW: language, misogyny, graphic violence and gore
Lies
A Faustian foot funk, C. F. (a fairytale), and the overdue book report.
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Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.
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CW: emotional abuse, language, suicide, grossout, and graphic sexuality
Paid
A #1 employee, and The Rallentando.
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Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.
Special thanks to Thomas for feedback on "The Rallentando".
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CW: cancer, language, grossout, and death
Marriage
22, New Year’s night, and a man of science.
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Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.
Special thanks to the Queen B for help with “A Man of Science”’s ending.
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CW: gaslighting, sexual content, ableism, language, and child sex abuse
Redeemed
On being hit by a car, spaghetti tonight, and Mr. Eyes-and-Ears.
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Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek.
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CW: language, death, sexual misconduct, and grossout
Transported
A protected left and a prodigy.
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Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek.
Special thanks to Brooke for her feedback on “Prodigy”.
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CW: gore, language, animal dismemberment
Hapless
Pillows, pastiche, and spirits.
“Pastiche” was originally published in the magazine Defenestration, in April of 2019. It can be found here: http://www.defenestrationmag.net/2019/04/pastiche-by-trash-clapton/
If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek.
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CW: torture, cannibalism, language, child abuse, death, car accidents