THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
By Rafael Martinez
#100 American Endgame | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
An apology, a new sponsor, a tax & a future overlord.
#2 Catghost | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA
This Thanksgiving, lets remember our loved one's. Not just our human ones, but our pets.
#99 The End Of The Podcast | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Trump is in emails, Hitler is a micro and, AI dating is very weird.
#98 Inshallah | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
A Podcast returns.A Cuomo Eulogy.A Sliwa Pitch.A Mamdani win.A Christian Sharia.
#1 The North Wing | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA
When Rob moved into an abandoned upstate New York mansion once owned by the wealthy Vanderpoole family, he thought it would be a quiet place to live with his dog.Instead, he found himself at the center of something he still can’t explain.From growling dogs and spooky bats to a chilling Thanksgiving night that left his family shaken, Rob’s two years in the mansion were filled with strange encounters that defied reason.Oh — and somewhere in the middle of it all, he met Ted Danson.Rob also speaks to how this experience and others have made him the strong-minded person he is today.In this very first episode of Darkness Across America, Rob shares his full story for the first time, taking us deep inside a house where history never rested… and where the past might not be entirely gone.Websites Rob Recommends:13Nightmares.com – Paranormal stories and strange happenings.ConfirmedSource.com – Political analysis and breaking news.Share your story: Call (857) 327-5872Follow us for behind-the-scenes content: TikTok & Instagram → @ThisWillEndInDarkness
#97 Only Convos | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Having the conversation is the new kink.
#96 Time to Lose.| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Team USA is down bad, time for a rebuild.
#95 Trump & Country | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Can Maga call itself a christian movement while their actions project the opposite? Ralph ponders this and ask the most important question, "what is the white man's plight?".
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#94 The Podcast Is Great Again.
Trump's in, Ralph has a plan and a job offer.
#93 The Last Election Special.
On the off chance it's all over, lets talk about America just one more time before world war III.
#92 Side B: Hangovers and Headaches*
We continue our look back at the first two comedy albums that Ralph ever made. This time it's the 7 year later sophomore effort "Hangovers and Headaches". Ralph talks about the background and goal of this album, if there will be a third & why He is ultimately proud of these albums.
Enjoy.
#92 Side A: These are Ralph's songs.
We go back in time to when Ralph was just a kid trying to find his voice in high school. We revisit his comedy album: These are Ralph's Songs. Ralph gives a brief introduction giving the background of the album and what made him share it today, Be on the look out for side B coming soon for his second album.
#91 Entry point paradox. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
A temporal paradox is why people hate Megalopolis and Joker 2. The reason they vote certain candidates and why they can't maintain relationship.
##90 The September Surprise | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
An apology, some analysis & Ralph is still an asshole.
#89 No Country for furries. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Death, furries, and retirement money.
#88 Love in the darkness IV | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Divorces and cringe trad culture.
1971 special report.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-JgzQRCFo
#87 DEIlluminati | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph imagines a life that could have been.
#86 Elon needs a daddy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph is here to help Elon heal.
#85 The Witchcraft Agenda. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.
#84 Free Willies | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!
#83 Cut the check. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.
#82: MODERN LIFE | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.
#81 You got it. (Audio Only) | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.
#80 MANSON: The Devils Asset | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts
#79 Life's a beach (In Gilgo). | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.
#78 Dreams and Nightmares. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.
#77 SCOTUS hates the Kids. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.
#76 The Morons Oceanic | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.
#75 Buy a body. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!
#74: Front row at the end of the world. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.
#73 Hitman Dreams | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.
#72 Division creates Dividends. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.
#71.5 The Problem with the Epstein story is...| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.
#71 The Gospel According to McConaughey | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!
#70 Enter the Robocops. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!
#69 Ralph solves the gun issue. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.
#68 #FREETRUMP | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!
#67 Pandiversary | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
It's been three years...where are we at.
#66 (Half of) Everybody hates Chris. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!
#65 UFO'S, TRAINS AND KABUL TRAFFIC. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode.
#64 Love In The Darkness III | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.
#63: Bet On Yourself. All In. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.
#62 Pay Pigs | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
WE'RE BACK FOR 2023!
People are flipping out over M&M's and Tucker Carlson needs to come out the chocolate factory.
Dude's giving women money for the sake of giving them money, Simps are down bad.
Do women ever take accountability? Even when they cause 15 million in damages? Nope.
Lastly...Monks are on meth.
Rafael Martinez: American Vol. 1: The Best of TWEID.
The first-ever “best of” special of THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
We dig through the crate of the early days to give you an hour of hilarity that is timeless. Remember when Ralph's brother John was the co-host? We do! We'll be back next week with a brand new ep, for now, enjoy bits you more than likely have not heard before.
Topics:
America is a strip club with pro wrestlers
Ralph will sacrifice his family
"His body, His Choice"
Ralph V. Mothman
The Ballad of Trail blazer
And a tribute to the culture warriors.
#61: “I was stabbed and I am better for it:” Xmas 2022. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
In the last episode of 2022, Ralph talks about the importance of gift supremacy, the Idaho 4, and having compassion for your unhinged relatives.
#60 The Content Game | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
The content game has gotten nasty.
Britney Griner is back!
Meghan and Harry are back!
Hitler is back?!
And we watch an assisted suicide commercial.
#59 Allen Dulles: The Deep State Demon King | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Our Thanksgiving episode discusses the longest Running CIA Chief Allen Dulles. He overthrew the governments of Iran, Guatemala, and the Congo. A friend to presidents, military heroes, and Nazis, a real asshole. Let's ruin your Thanksgiving dinner convos with the harsh truth.
Note from Ralph: This episode means alot to me. It's something I'm really proud of. I hope you enjoy it.
#58 Operation: Get Griner. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Britney Griner is in a prison colony, Dolphins getting high off puffer fish, Doing hits for jesus?!
What an ep! We pay homage to Kevin Conroy and Gallagher..
#57 Revenue Generating youth | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
In an episode that will test people's understanding of satire, we are talking:
Dwayne Wade's pressuring his child to transition?
A woman finds out she was conceived during a swinger's party.
The world's dirtiest man dies months after his first bath in 6 decades.
Ralph worked in a sweat shop?!! and his new political platform...GET KIDS BACK TO WORK!
#56 Full On Spook | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
It's the Halloween special! Ghosts, demons, witch chicks, costumes, candy, the top haunted places in America, and a house full of demons. Have fun!