The 3rd One Sucks

Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is good enough (enough for anyone)!

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

It should have been MUNA - 1:52

Audience Review - 4:08

Current Media - 5:29

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Small Hours:

01. You Sir, Are Obviously Not A Golfer - 18:39

02. Teaching A Narwhal Empathy - 21:52

03. Why Wouldn't I Wear A Windbreaker? - 26:00

04. Satan Parked My Car - 29:51

At Your Own Risk

01. Elwoods - 34:18

02. Are You Still Seeing Graig, the Orthodontist? - 40:01

03. Alone in Your Apartment - 44:05

04. Cameron Diaz - 48:52

05. Lost in IKEA - 52:54

Singles

01. The Water Temple is Filled With My Tears and Now I Am Drowning in Sorrow - 57:37

02. Gas City - 1:01:33

03. Cat Heaven Is A Beautiful Place But You Don't Get There If You're Euthanized - 1:06:01

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Ranking Time - 1:10:33

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Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE!

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Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:26

First Watch - 3:07

Film Talk - 3:59

Ranking Time - 1:04:08

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Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with money unless he has insider knowledge... you know, pure fiction.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:18

First Watch - 3:04

Fluppy Dogs and Winnie the Pooh? - 6:16

Film Talk - 10:10

Ranking Time - 1:02:21

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Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and which one has Marty's mom trying to fuck him the whole time.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:29

First Watch - 3:21

Film Talk - 5:26

Final Thoughts - 1:11:01

Ranking Time - N/A

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It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:13

First Watch - 3:07

Film Talk - 5:33

Final Thoughts - 42:25

Ranking Time - 47:33

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The king of bugs has given us Dominion over this film! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one gots bugs in it.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:27

First Watch - 3:20

Film Talk - 6:07

Final Thoughts - 54:35

Ranking Time - 57:54

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Something something the Kingdom has Fallen and we are struggling to talk about it. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one made a dinosaur that is part raptor, part other stuff and part raptor.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:10

First Watch and Useful Conversation? - 2:07

Film Talk - 9:43

Final Thoughts - 57:15

Ranking Time - 59:10

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It's a whole new Jurassic World this week! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one was a shiny new theme park built on the corpse of something we once held sacred. (Sorry about the mic noise in this episode)

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:24

First Watch & The Pratt of It All - 2:00

Film Talk - 10:20

Final Thoughts - 1:10:09

Ranking Time - 1:13:08

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Square up, Spino Bros™! It's time for JPIII! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... really surprised us?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:13

First Watch - 8:32

Film Talk - 14:16

Final Thoughts & Ranking Time - 1:03:13

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Grab your lucky pack because this second island of genetically bio-engineered dino monstrosities is a veritable Lost World - Jurassic Park 1997! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one features noted compy sadist Tim Roth.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:12

First Watch - 1:54

Film Talk - 4:28

Ranking Time - 59:07

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Wanna hear someone gush about dinosaurs and 1993 cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park for a couple hours? We got you covered. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... oh who are we kidding, this one is the best.

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Timestamps:

"Kept ya waiting, huh?" - 0:00

Intro - 2:06

Audience Review - 4:17

First Watch - 6:50

Film Talk - 12:17

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Tron: Ares is what Webster's Dictionary defines as "a movie" and we technically talk about it during this podcast. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one "stars" Jared Leto.

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Corporate Hell - 0:00

Intro - 0:17

Audience Review & Figuring Out How to Talk About This Movie - 1:31

1:08:29 - "I've Never Walked Out of a Movie but..."

Technically Ranking Things - 1:12:58

Go Listen to Vibe Proficiency - 1:16:31

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We're really messing with your zen thing this week as we cover Tron Legacy and decide which one is the best and which one has a dope ass soundtrack.

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Timestamps:

Corporate Hell - 0:00

Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 1:28

First Watch and Film Talk - 4:06

Final Thoughts - 1:27:48

Outtake - 1:35:49

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Wanna cyber? This week Cory Cox joins us once again as we cover Tron to decide which one is the best and which one derails the podcast for 20 minutes of arcade nostalgia talk.

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Timestamps:

Corporate Hell - 0:00

Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 2:19

What Have We Been Watching? - 5:19

First Watch / What It Means To Us - 16:14

Arcade Nostalgia - 39:34

Actual Film Talk - 58:22

Final Thoughts - 1:58:45

Outtake - 2:07:06

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Oh neat, Fleabag is here. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one blames continental drift for a 21,000 year time travel mishap.

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Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 1:30

First Watch - 2:29

Film Talk - 4:06

Ranking Time - 1:15:18

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Oh boy... This is certainly a film. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... I dunno y'all, it's not good.

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Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 1:31

First Watch - 2:48

Film Talk - 6:01

Ranking Time - 1:08:35

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Ask not why you seek the grail but what the grail can seek for you? Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one goes full Looney Tunes.

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Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 2:10

First Watch - 2:46

Film Talk - 6:10

Ranking Time - 1:10:31

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My body is a temple in that it couldn't possibly be more doomed. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is just uncomfortably racist in its depiction of Indians.

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Timestamps:

Corporate Hell - 0:00

Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 1:39

First Watch - 3:38

Film Talk - 6:26

Ranking Time - 59:48

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This week we're raiding uncharted tombs and punching nazis with Raiders of the Lost Ark! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one reveals Indiana as a sex predator?

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Intro - 0:17

Audience Review - 1:39

First Watch - 3:22

Film Talk - 12:25

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This week? Fant4stic. Choices were made. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one might give us a good The Maker in the MCU?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:44

First Watch - 2:27

Film Talk - 6:44

Ranking Time - 56:26

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This week we herald the arrival of Doug Jones with Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one we'd rather spend like 10 minutes talking about The Materialists instead of it?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:24

First Watch - 1:52

Film Talk - 7:02

Ranking Time - 47:41

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It's the Season 7 premiere! Fantastic Four (2005) is technically a movie and we're gonna talk about it! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one ends with someone being iced and deported?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:56

First Watch/Franchise History - 3:00

Film Talk - 12:19

Final Thoughts - 1:03:43

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This week we wrap up our run through the Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties discography with In Lieu of Flowers! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one comes full circle on that whole dead leaves scrapping concrete thing.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 1:08

First Listen - 2:30

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01. Smoking Rooms - 6:01

02. Roman Candles - 9:56

03. Paying Bills at the End of the World - 13:11

04. Monongahela Park - 17:32

05. Alone at St. Luke's - 21:00

06. Whiplash - 24:11

07. Spitting in the Wind - 28:36

08. I'm an Albatross - 32:11

09. Runnin' Out of Excuses - 35:46

10. In Lieu of Flowers - 40:38

11. Dead Leaves - 45:04

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Post Album Thoughts - 49:33

Ranking Time - 53:27

How Did We Meet Anyway? - 58:06

Outtakes - 1:07:13

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This we continue our trek through the works of Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties with Routine Maintenance! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one we bawled our asses off to?

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Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 0:58

First Listen - 3:14

We Talk About TWY for a Bit - 5:18

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01. Lead Paint & Salt Air - 10:33

02. Just Sign the Papers - 14:31

03. Bloodied Up in a Bar Fight - 18:13

04. Bury Me Anywhere Else - 22:20

05. Rosa & Reseda - 25:23

06. Wildflower Honey - 28:57

07. Runnin' Toward the Light - 31:49

08. God & the Billboards - 34:50

09. Winter Coats - 39:04

10. Routine Maintenance - 42:22

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Post Album Thoughts - 46:05

Ranking Time - 51:30

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Dan drags Mark into the discography of Aaron West & the Roaring Twenties starting with We Don't Have Each Other, Bittersweet and Orchard Park! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one has the a drunk white dude breaking his phone and putting holes in walls?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 01:26

First Listen - 3:24

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- We Dont Have Each Other -

01. Our Apartment - 9:24

02. Grapefruit - 12:58

03. St. Joe Keeps Us Safe - 17:10

04. Runnin' Scared - 20:41

05. Divorce and the American South - 23:55

06. The Thunderbird Inn - 28:14

07. Get Me Out Of Here Alive - 31:33

08. You Ain't No Saint - 35:05

09. Carolina Coast - 39:31

10. Going to Georgia (Cover) - 44:34

- Bittersweet EP -

01. '67, Cherry Red - 47:06

02. Goodbye, Carolina Blues - 50:45

03. Green Like The G Train, Green Like Sea Foam - 54:23

- Orchard Park - 58:17

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Post Album Thoughts - 1:02:40

Ranking Time - 1:07:00

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Let's get the fuck out of this place and back into the discography of Pet Symmetry with their newest record Big Symmetry! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one drip-fed us singles across three calendar years.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 0:00

Audience Review - 0:44

First Listen - 2:42

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01. Big Symmetry - 6:42

02. Big Engagement - 8:21

03. Big Wish - 11:47

04. Big Island - 14:28

05. Big Diamonds - 17:55

06. Big Steve - 21:11

07. Big Water Cooler - 25:16

08. Big Barker - 28:38

09. Big Opportunity - 31:10

10. Big Mileage - 33:20

11. Big Guilt Trip - 35:20

12. Big Doink - 38:15

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Post Album Thoughts - 42:26

Ranking Time - 48:45

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Cool Dadi-o? We're frozen! It's Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one won't let our girl kiss her ghost girlfriend! During pride month?!

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:21

First Watch - 3:00

Film Talk - 6:59

Ranking Time - 1:21:28

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Journey with us into the Ghostbusters Afterlife as we... well, you get it! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one takes place in rural Oklahoma.

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Timestamps:

Preroll - 00:00

Intro - 00:29

Audience Review - 1:40

First Watch - 3:35

Film Talk - 8:04

Ranking Time - 1:19:31

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If you haven't heard enough opinions on Ghostbusters (2016) from non-women then great news! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one taught us that an aquarium is a submarine for fish.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:13

First Watch & Political Preambling - 2:51

Plot Talk Technically Begins - 15:20

Final Thoughts - 1:29:05

Ranking Time - 1:30:58

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Get goo'd, nerds! It's Ghostbusters II time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the better soundtrack, don't @ me.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:03

First Watch - 3:28

Film Talk - 6:41

Ranking Time - 1:18:55

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Who ya gonna call? If you said Ghostbusters you've never been more wrong in your entire life! It is however time to bust some ghosts as we tackle the (alleged) classic Ghostbusters! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should have been more like... Caddyshack?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:06

First Watch - 6:06

What Have We Been Watching? - 8:32

Ghostbusters Talk - 17:23

Closing Thoughts - 1:29:45

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We're going way past fast this week with Sonic The Hedgehog 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is undesirable to all possible genders.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:14

First Watch - 3:54

Film Talk - 8:01

Is Jim Carrey Coming Back & Closing Thoughts - 1:07:30

Ranking Time - 1:14:41

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We're going even faster as we cover Sonic The Hedgehog 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a wedding in Hawaii?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:08

First Watch - 3:32

Film Talk - 6:03

Closing Thoughts & Favorite Sonic Characters - 1:16:41

Ranking Time - 1:23:52

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We're finally going fast as we jump into the world(s) of Sonic the Hedgehog with a double feature covering the OVAs from 1996 (localized in the US as Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie in 1999) and the live action Sonic The Hedgehog film from 2020. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has that sick hat we refuse to shut up about.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Reviews - 1:40

Franchise Experience - 4:42

Sonic The OVAs - 17:11

Sonic 2020 - 45:29

Ranking Time - 1:26:56

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This episode is theoretically about Jumanji: The Next Level. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we spend most of the episode ignoring to talk about literally anything else.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:35

First Watch - 6:29

"Film Talk" (Mostly Tangents) - 10:28

Ranking Time - 1:11:20

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Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.

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Intro/Outro Music by Dan.

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We have Jumanji at home. Jumanji at home: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one Dan clearly had a bad time with.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:15

First Watch - 2:27

Film Talk - 4:00

Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:15:10

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Jumanjiiiii Innnnnnn Spaaaaaaace! It's Zathura time, y'all. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has ole Joshy Hutch in it.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:16

First Watch - 3:55

Film Talk - 7:17

Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:20:00

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You know we're over 30 because we're getting sucked into a board game. We're kicking off the new year with Jumanji! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a shoe factory that inexplicably baffles one of our hosts.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:34

First Watch - 3:26

Film Talk - 11:13

Final Thoughts - 1:26:20

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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. We're wrapping up our current trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with 'Twas the Night Before Christmas & The Stingiest Man in Town! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one manages to make A Christmas Carol suck.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:52

First Watch - 3:38

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - 6:29

The Stingiest Man in Town - 28:43

Ranking Time - 56:06

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We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with The Year Without A Sanata Claus & A Miser Bros Christmas! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one de-yassified the Misers.

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Timestamps:

Hey, Listeners - 00:00

Intro - 00:59

Audience Review - 02:49

First Watch - 05:56

The Year Without a Santa Claus - 09:57

A Miser Brothers' Christmas - 46:57

Ranking Time - 1:16:25

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We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with Jack Frost & Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one is "cut rate dime-store VeggieTales wannabe bullshit".

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 2:07

First Watch and Jack Frost - 5:53

The Worst Thing We've Ever Watched For This Podcast - 42:12

Closing Thoughts - 1:14:51

Ranking Time - 1:16:59

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We're re-entering the Frostyverse with Frosty Returns and The Legend of Frosty the Snowman as we continue our journey through the Rankin/Bass extended universe! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one throws canon in the garbage.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 2:05

What have we been watching/reading/etc? - 3:34

Frosty Returns - 12:02

TLO Frosty The Snowman - 35:25

Closing Thoughts - 1:08:40

Ranking Time - 1:13:06

Outtake - 1:18:57

Corrections: Mark says Burt Lancaster instead of Burt Reynolds at the top of the show.

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You'll want to get in on this day one as we round out this run with A Quiet Place: Day One! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to sacrifice yourself heroically for a physically healthy white man.

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Timestamps:

Hey Listeners - 00:00

Intro - 00:17

Audience Review - 1:31

First Watch - 2:15

Film & Intermittent Disability Talk - 3:46

Ranking Time - 1:10:19

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This is your sign to dive into A Quiet Place Part II with us! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to be scared of "grimy" Appalachian folk without clarifying what the actual threat is in the moment?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:13

First Watch - 2:01

Film Talk - 5:00

Closing Thoughts - 1:12:53

Ranking Time - 1:17:36

Outtake - 1:18:34

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Shhhh! This is A Quiet Place! Which is the name of the movie we're talking about. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one mercs a toddler in the first 10 minutes.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:07

First Watch - 3:55

What Have We Been Watching? - 8:05

Film Talk - 11:04

Closing Thoughts - 1:11:58

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Look at us covering a recent release with Deadpool & Wolverine! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an Iris needle drop.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:25

First Watch - 2:45

Film Talk - 4:30

Ranking Time - 1:51:24

Note: Dan said "Days of Future Past" and 100% meant "Age of Apocalypse" when listing the different Wolverines. Wires got crossed in transit from brain to mouth.

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It's season the sixth, episode the second with 2018's Deadpool 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Brad Pitt in it?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:10

Would you believe we jump right into Film Talk? - 2:39

Closing Thoughts - 1:09:14

What do we think will/want to show up in Deadpool & Wolverine? - 1:10:59

Ranking Time - 1:13:11

Outtake - 1:14:18

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This week we're kicking off Season 6 with 2016's Deadpool! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the worst guy you know's favorite superhero movie.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:20

What Have We Been Watching? - 4:10

Please Watch Scavengers Reign - 7:30

Upfront Film Talk - 13:12

First Watch & More Film Talk - 15:11

Closing Thoughts - 1:09:58

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This week we're wrapping up our Chvrches run with 2021's Screen Violence! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one Mark has actually heard before!

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Reviews - 00:36

First Listen - 3:11

The Great Failure of This Format - 6:27

Mark Has Another Question - 8:37

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1. Asking for a Friend - 11:33

2. He Said She Said - 16:38

3. California - 19:47

4. Violent Delights - 23:55

5. How Not to Drown - 29:15

6. Final Girl - 34:46

7. Good Girls - 39:16

8. Lullabies - 42:35

9. Nightmares - 46:20

10. Better If You Don't - 50:54

11. Killer - 54:26

12. Screaming - 57:46

13: Bitter End - 1:01:21

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Post Album Thoughts - 1:06:23

Ranking Time - 1:18:17

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The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

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