Wherein we enjoy swearing, big lakes, and ambiguity more than most people.

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6:25 Linguistics Thing Of The Day: Swearing
26:10 After marrying my wife, who is from Chicago, I (who am a native of Boston) often get comments from my in-laws or wife's friends that my accent sounds "British" to them. I think that's ridiculous, but I'm wondering why I consistently get the observation that Bostonians are "British-sounding." Incidentally, I don't think I have a Boston accent at all, but a lot of them say that I do (I don't drop 'r's for example).
37:06 In a previous episode, you mentioned Linear B being a syllabary and that Linear A might be. How do we know this? What is cool about this? What fun things should we know?
1:01:20 On the topic of syntactic ambiguity I was wondering if there are different languages and grammar systems that are better at mitigating ambiguity compared to English? How do they do it and clarify things as to avoid overlap?
1:27:26 The puzzler: What do the English words “uncopyrightable” and “dermatoglyphics” have in common

Covered in this episode:

Cherries
Swearing
Not swearing
Objurgation is just a really excellent word
Either everyone has an accent or no one has an accent
England has too many accents
Lake Champlain is not invited
The only accents are Boston, Chicago, or British?
40 actual linguists with swords
Confusing future archaeologists
ꙮ
You could write English entirely in katakana or romaji, but you shouldn’t
Spaces between words are a mirage
The Law of Conservation of Linguistic Ambiguity
Frugivorous time flies are much less confusing in speech than text
There is no Platonic realm of language
Natural Language Processing
Finishing other people’s sentences
Puzzles designed for high class sailors from the 1800s

Links and other post-show thoughts:

Lingthusiasm’s Little Longitudinal Language Acquisition Project onesies
Swearing is becoming less taboo
Swearing reduces pain
How many categories of swear words there are depends on how any given study chooses to group them; three, four mostly, five, or more; in general, the list seems to be religion, sex/sexual acts, bodily functions, animals, family/mothers, death/disease, and slurs
The list of functions of swear words that Sarah found
Boston Brahmins
The New England historical accent grid Sarah’s husband has mentioned is real! Eli’s guesses were backwards, however—the north–south distinctions are different vowel mergers, while the east–west distinctions are rhoticity: Northern New England accents have typically had the cot–caught merger, while southern New England accents have tended to have the father–bother merger; eastern New England is historically non-rhotic, while western New England is historically r-ful
Eli was also wrong about the pin–pen merger; it’s one of the most well-known features of Southern American English, not at all associated with New England. (He may have been thinking of the cot–caught merger, which is most common in the northeastern US?)
The Great Lakes vs Europe map overlay
The Eskimo-snow myth
Margalit Fox’s book on Linear B, and also her books on sign language, Arthur Conan Doyle, and two British soldiers escaping a POW camp with the help of a Ouija board
Minoan civilization and Mycenaean Greece
Michael and Alice are indeed the correct first names! Linear B was deciphered in 1952 by English architect and self-taught linguist Michael Ventris, based on the research of American classicist Alice Kober
The fiber arts tumblr post Eli quoted
Minute Cryptic

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