
Kings of Con: The Podcast
By Rob and Rich
These aren't just co-stars—they're best friends with 25+ years of genuine history. Each episode features spontaneous jingles, tech fails, family chaos, travel stories, and relatable conversations about life's absurdities. With 120+ episodes, it's comfort listening: imperfect, authentic, and funny.
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Erewhon is The Loneliest
We've got Norton's Donuts, Dick's Knicks and Robbie's Ru-Ro on a brand new episode!

The Drama Drama
It's Rich's movie minute, taking a trip down Hollywood Squares and casting the All In The Speight sitcom.

Hell, he'll heal heels
New jingle, new needle for Bobby's heels, and a walk down Hollywood memory lane...

Family Feud!
Are you ready to play the Feud? And other fun out of date references, bandied about with no regard to time or place.

A Pianist and a Tromboner walk into a bar...
Rob and Rich reunite after a few weeks away. Lots of catching up to do here. Lots of unnecessary jokes too.

It Goes Without Saying
Rob and Rich view into the rearview and review their viewing of the re-view of the Oscar's Review

I'm Just A VCR Man
Apropos that this is episode 4.20 because there is (spoiler alert) talk about weed. And also (spoiler alert) talk about spoiler alerts. And Rich is the new Award Show guy!

Stump Me
A visit from friend of the podcast Hank Chilton, covers you didn't know were covers and a walk through Richard's technology education.

Super Bowl Wrap with Lettuce & Tomato
He's Johnny Lettuce, I'm Tommy Tomato....
Rob and Rich break down the football game like two guys who have very limited knowledge of football and are least likely to throw you a pass.

Grammys and Gramps
It's the "this old home" edition of the Kings of Con. Plus Super Bowl preview and Rob's Grammy report!

Fueled by Fomo
Rich finally sees Misha's show, Rob's a fomoholic and Slow times at Ridgemont High...

Reuter Rooter
It's 2026! Kicking it off with our signature brand of frank and funny. He's Frank, I'm Funny.

The Angle of My Dangle
We could tell you what it's about ,or we could give you Zoom's synopsis. It's true but lacks comedy: Rob and Rich explored family dynamics, accents, and the history of the Lindy Hop dance while testing a new video setup. They shared various personal experiences, including a recent convention in Brazil, a dinner with friends, and social observations about changing drinking habits and generational differences in relationships.

Family First
Rich teaches Rob what a Brazilian really is. And trying to "adapt" to outlets in Brazil. Plus The Hays/Speight, Benedict/Connell Thanksgiving report!

Rub It In My Noise
Lots to go over about our weekend - plus we find out that Rob is an introverted extrovert and Rich is an I-know-everyone everywhere-trovert.

Don't Tell That To The Sausage!
We've got that Sports report you never asked for, a surprise visit to Viv, and a sexy secret!

Schmelke If You Got Em
This one is chock full of laughs, trips down SNAP lane. And a surprise guest whose name rhymes with Smuth Connell!

Let's Be Better
This starts as a somber one so get on your serious cap. Strange times out there. But soon the mood lightens with talk that includes the revelation: poop aint cool.

Risk & Likely, LLP
You wanna talk tall people, road rage and book recommendations? Well, you've come to the right episode.

Wang v. Wah
We've got "Rich People" stories, Rob's new nickname and senior superlatives. Dick Gnomes and Wang Stenciler are on the case!

Call the Pipe Guy
Hail storms, Machete flies and pipe guys on an all new episode!

Wimbledon't
We're back and we've got lots of nonsense to discuss. Wimbledon, Emmy noms and John Text, the Father of Texting.

Rob or Not Rob
We've got identity theft. We've got late Oscar picks. And of course, tasteful nudes.

Wang Chung Tonight
We got a great one for you: Kripke and Rob's wang, Frank rocks his socks off and a special appearance by Audrey Benedict!

Hey Mr. Puss!
What a show! Rob has a computer breakdown, Rich does his terrifying "cat voice" and an exlusive interview with college bound Steve Speight!

Season 4 Premiere!
Well this certainly is exciting. We made it FOUR (arbitrary) SEASONS!! We cover it all in this Season 4 Premiere Episode -- Skarsgaards, Nosfaratu the comedy, and Flo from the show Alice.

Rob's Stool
We are talking about winning a Po'scar? Rich's state of the Union, and apparently, a small chair of Rob's.

Oh Dear a Dangling Dongle
Rich has exciting tales from his one stop tour of Virginia with the band, while Rob is lost in his dongles.

Running with SZA
Rob and his California Sobriety. Plus Grammy, Saturn Awards AND Super Bowl wrap ups! And once again Rich has fun with a certain planet whose name rhymes with...Uranus.

Screw The Room!
What's this? TWO podcasts in one week? Do your ears deceive you? Well probably (especially as you age), but ALSO NO! Indeed we're back already. It's the Oscar nominations announcement, the Can You Hear Me Now guy and the state of January 2025.

Uranus In Full View
Look for Uranus on Jan 25! Plus, retelling top 5 karaoke memories, social media blackouts and ruminations on Zuckerberg. It's action packed folks!

City On Fire
Two under-qualified middle aged dudes with an iPhone try to figure out what the hell is happening. Watch us try to interpret this fire in real time.

Don't Discount the Discount
Back to the basics -- Rob dodges Rich's rumor mill of lies. And watch the miracle that happens as you start to believe them as truth.

The Flow by Ro-bert
Welcome to the flow. Find a nice place to put out your mat, make sure you have plenty of elbow room. We'll begin with a nice stretch. Say "shrimp" as you exhale.

Ro-Ro-Ro Bo Bert...
....merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream!
Sure, we start the show pretty low in spirits but we are soon ROTFL because what else you gonna do!??

Our 100th Episode (we think)
Well it's finally here. At least we think it is.

The Great Boys Giveaway
Rich throws down the gauntlet: anyone who comes to The Boys convention in New Jersey on October 26 or 27 and sings the "Ro-bert" song at Rob's Autograph table gets a free signed copy of Rob's solo CD. It's an event for the ages.

Nobody Puts Bobby in a Box
We break down the new trend of not knowing Bobby, Rich does a deep dive of Rob's drinking habits in Scotland and a quick better late than never Emmy Recap!

Bald-Angels
Brainstorming a new Partreon tier, the correct pronunciation of Rahberht, and a recurring song from Rich!

Lickedy Fingers
We discuss Rob's popcorn obsession, looking for Jason Manns and Rich has his LIVE from the DNC Report! (except he's not there and it's not live)

The Turd's Turd
Other title options included: Mo to My Curly, Possibly Porky's, Cilantro vs. Parsley, Glownuts and RUTH!

Liv With Viv
We've got a pitch for a new show involving Liv Tyler living with Rob's mother Viv. PLUS: Rob's Olympic Report! And Rich goes to a Music Festival in Oregon and Rob's not invited!

Shawarma For Schwimmer
Why people love Joseph, Oregon and How Rob is like Spicoli. On this week's episode.

The Libararitarians
As promised...we're back in action! The summer is half over (or almost over in Rich's glass empty eyes) and we're in full swing. We've got medical system woes, high altitude Dick, and our favorite third party: the Libraritarians.

New Boobs for Mike!
It's time Mike represents.
Plus: Rich's kids' scam, pilot stories and tales from the Boys...

Lobster Brothers
We've got the Pearl Jam concert review, a breakdown of the demise of Red Lobster -- plus Rich met someone who doesn't know Rob

It's Not Nothing
It's the Jack Daniel's Performing Circus! We've got spinning plates, guns being swallowed, dogs balancing in chairs and more guns!

Sphinxter
These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.

In A Tube, Toothpaste
Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "Toothpaste In A Tube". Did we say Lube?

...and Scott Baio as Rob Benedict
It's a very special episode of the Kings of Con pod. But not without our signature brand of laughs, jingles and of course, Rich's problems navigating technology and Rob's problems navigating life.