2 Non Doctors

This week, Liz and Maria bring you the last episode of 2 Non Doctors. Get ready for the final googles from your favorite non doctor duo.

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On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, Maria wants to kick 'em in the crotch and Liz is unfairly bloated. Listen for more!

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This week on 2 Non Doctors, Maria has an eventful writers retreat & Liz visits Albuquerque (again?). Listen for more!

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Is it a prebiotic or a probiotic? Is it memory loss or dyslexia? Find out the answers to these questions & more on this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors!

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This week on 2 Non Doctors, Maria's learning how to drive in the UK and Liz's nails have seen better days. Listen for more!

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This week on 2 Non Doctors, Maria's trying to salvage her browning plants & Liz is trying to salvage her busted knee. Listen for more!

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This week on 2 Non Doctors, Liz and Maria talk about dreams, scary subway rides, the never-ending bad news cycle, drugging cats, and hot oil. Listen for more!

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On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors: Is it a hot flash or is Maria just passing out? Is Liz losing her investments in these terrible financial times? And what exactly is cheese tea? Listen to find out!

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Life happens, so Liz & Maria had to take a little podcast pause. But the break is over! Come catch up with your favorite 2 non doctors on this week's episode.

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This week on 2 Non Doctors, come help Liz & Maria pick out nicknames while they figure out what to do with their goop & charley horses. Listen for more!

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On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, Liz and Maria are back with a new mantra for 2025: Strain your eggs, sift your matcha, and smile. Listen for more!

On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, get ready to take a trip to the red light district (not the one you're thinking about) with Liz & Maria! This week, they share how they deal with plane turbulence, talk about why kids don't deserve to sit in first class, & try to figure out if ankle weights are a good idea. Listen for more!

Liz and Maria are back this week to talk about the catastrophe that is 2025 so far. And they've also got some questions about bioenergetic testing and itchy tattoos. Listen for more!

Liz and Maria are back for another season of 2 Non Doctors! This week's episode is all about bad cats, Fox sex, hunting mice, & gelato. Listen for more!

Brace yourselves for the Season 3 finale of 2 Non Doctors. Liz & Maria bring you an episode full of nausea, hiccups, plane turbulence, & spicy foods...listen for more!

Liz & Maria are reunited for this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors! Get ready for a podcast filled with friendship, rage, cats, & caffeine. Listen for more.

On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, Liz & Maria talk about being weirdos, eating expired canned goods & mystery chest pains. Listen for more!

Can Liz survive on eggs & avocado alone? Is Maria being obsessive or compulsive? Answers to these questions & more on this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors!

This week, join Liz & Maria for a sleep-deprived post-election episode of 2 Non Doctors. Liz wants to know if she's getting good sleep & Maria's got questions about old sperm. Listen for more!

Do you know the difference between a fog and a fart? Well, you're about to. On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, Maria's wondering what's going on with her brain and Liz's cat is eating everything! Listen for more.

This week on 2 Non Doctors, Liz and Maria have cracked the code on why girls fall in love in autumn. Maria also runs us through the anatomy of the nail and Liz is looking for answers about her "old" knees. Listen for more!

This week on 2 Non Doctors, Maria is dizzy and Liz is rashy! Join them as they reminisce about comedy basements and stinky mics. Listen for more!

Ever wondered what's in Krab with "K"? On this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors, Liz is trying to do some smart snackin' so she needs to find out what's in this mystery seafood. And according to the internet, Maria might be "mentally ill" for an unsettling habit of hers...listen for more!

This week, join Liz & Maria for another fun filled episode of 2 Non Doctors. Liz is wondering if she's been improperly cleaning cat bowls for all these years and Maria needs to know if her boyfriend should be eating edamame pods. Listen for more!

Have itchy ears? Anxiety? Anger? Delusions? You might be premenopausal! But you know what's not a sign of perimenopause? Listening to Liz and Maria on this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors.

This week, Liz & Maria prove that they're not limited to being non doctors - they're non dentists too! Throw everything you thought you knew about electric toothbrushes out the window, grab your floss, & get ready for this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors.

This week, Liz & Maria have a guest google that leads to some major internet gaslighting. Maria wants to know if adults can handle gymnastics and Liz is curious about her Atlantic City powdered eggs. Listen for more!

You know what's better than watching a blow dryer for 36 minutes straight on youtube? Listening to 36 minutes straight of 2 Non Doctors! This week, Liz & Maria are sussin out fake scallops & figuring out exactly how long they can use rest days as an excuse for skipping gym days. Listen for more!

This week, Liz is busting protein/workout myths while Maria goes down the pest control rabbit hole. From crazy dreams to trashy reality TV recommendations, there's so much to talk about on this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors.

Hide your chocolates, friends, because this week, Liz Miele is fasting. Ever wonder if antihistamines make you gain weight? Well, good news, Maria is googling to find out! Listen for all this & more on this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors.

This week, Maria is ravaging dessert tables and Liz is fighting with brain fog. Get ready for a sugar hangover with your favorite 2 Non Doctors!

This week, Maria is ready to make friends at the gym...as long as they don't chew gum. She also has an ant problem (not to be confused with an aunt problem), and Liz has some groovy teeth, which aren't nearly as fun as they sound. Listen for more!

Move over, Butter Face. Make room for Summer Teeth! This week, Liz & Maria talk about dental care, doctor's names, calling 911, internet outages, face rashes, and more!

This week, Liz & Maria have a whole list of reasons to not go camping. They're also trying to catch chickens, setting off fireworks, & coming up with all the popcorn metaphors. Listen for more. SUBSCRIBE + rate and review us!

Have you accidentally used zoom gesture recognition & hated it? Then do we have an episode for you! This week, Zoom is overly excited, Liz is allergic to a birthday gift, & Maria wants to know why people choke under pressure. Listen for more!

This week, Toddy Barry joins us on 2 Non Doctors. Todd and Maria share their misophonia triggers, and Liz underestimates the power of rage. You don't want to miss this gum-chewin', lip-smackin' good time.

Everyone makes mistakes, & Maria makes lots of cupcakes! This week, Liz & Maria talk about learning new hobbies, overheating cats & dealing with that annoying noise from your upstairs neighbor. Grab an aggressive amount of sprinkles & get ready for this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors.

Move over, OnlyFans. Get ready for the *spiciest* comedy podcast of 2024. Brace yourselves for an episode that is not at all as salacious as it sounds this week on 2 Non Doctors.

Father's Day is just around the corner. Liz and Maria are celebrating by trying to figure out why their dads think they're morons. Are you also fully capable of making tea and moving a lamp? Then this episode is for you! 

This week, Liz & Maria are back from their European tour. Get ready for an episode jam packed with jetlag nausea, misophonia, and an overly honest skin care associate. Listen for more!

This week, Liz & Maria are still in the midst of their 2024 European tour. Hang out with them on laundry day while they discuss whether they follow their head or their heart when making big decisions...or when writing angry emails. Listen to find out more!

This week, Liz & Maria are together again for their 2024 European tour. Want to know what they're reading while on their travels? Put on your active listening ears to find out.

This week, Liz talks about being censored. Is it right? No. Did it happen? Yes. What can you do to help? Listen to this episode to find out why, & then head on over to youtube to watch her newest special "Murder Sheets". Also, do you have a cat that doesn't eat or are you thinking about getting preventative botox? If so, this week's episode has everything you're looking for! 

This week, Liz & Maria discuss depression. From psoriasis outbreaks to feeling seasonal sadness, they talk about it all. So squeeze into those depression jeans & get ready for this week's episode of 2 Non Doctors!

This week, Liz & Maria discuss all the important topics from eating breakfast with cats to finding gluten free bread. Does adult acne help you look younger? And have you ever wondered why theaters are haunted? Listen to find out more!